I’m not a hallucination.
You are a pipe dream.
about me


hi! my name is samarie, i also go by andrea. i am a futch demiaro lesbian who uses they/fae pronouns (please do not use he on me).


i am very normal about neil josten (no i'm not), i am nonbinary + two-spirit, i am mixed first nations / white, and i have like four degrees in information systems!


dni basic dni criteria, pro-isreal, riko + thea stans, mcyt stans, minors, r/fakedidcringe, ex-friends, fake claimers, cishet men.


byf i block freely, i mute neil josten yumes (mainly because i'm not sane about him it will happen again), i don't want to talk about aftgtwt drama please go outside, if you post about liking riko moriyama in any shape or form i will block you, i am an adult with two jobs (caring for my elderly father + walmart) so my response times are bad, and don't add me on discord unless i know you.

enfj 𓈒 7w3 𓈒 web designer 𓈒 single 𓈒 memory problems go brr 𓈒 "canonically tall" (6'0'') 𓈒 plus-sized 𓈒 artist + writer 𓈒 phys disabled 𓈒 trans nb 𓈒 sapphic

 name horde    samarie, andrea, sun, andy, neph, aimee, kira, sammie, marie, ari, drew, dee
 pronouns    they/them, fae/faer, she/her, it/its, this one/this ones, knife/knives, hope/hopes, he/him

INTERESTS

 special interests    all for the game, fear and hunger, sharks, k project, mormonism, organized crime, foxes, childs play/chucky, gtav, quagsire, criminal minds, stardew valley
 interests    bnha, idv, dead meat, horror movies, big brother, chappell roan, schedule 1, marvel rivals, overwatch 2, roblox, minecraft, writing, drawing, peter mcpoland, fire emblem, pokemon, osomatsu-san, tangled, shortcat mario kart 8 deluxe videos, video essays, kubz scouts, banana fish, south park
 ships    andreil / andrina, kerejean / kjj, samarilevi, misaru, rejean, kandrew /p, jeaneil /qpp, miritama, kenjorine, cassrapsflynn, and probably more.

KINS/COMFORTS

 kins    andrew minyard, levi (f&h), saruhiko fushimi, yashiro isana, tamaki amajiki, marjorine stotch, jyushimatsu matsuno, knuckles, heather (total drama), raj (total drama), spencer reid, penelope garcia, samarie (f&h)
 f/os / comforts    neil josten, marina (f&h), jean-yves moreau, aaron minyard /p, nicky hemmick /p, renee walker /p, johnny (tcm), sissy (tcm), misaki yata, mirio togota, nejire hado, kenny mccormick /p, cahara (f&h), d'arce (f&h), scp-049, flynn ryder, cassandra (tangled), jeremy knox, elodie moreau /p, alejandro burromuerto, antonio (idv), luca (idv), neko (k project) /p, kuroh yatogami, derek morgan

FRIENDS

mocha/canine sys, nina :), mars/pluto, the korner <3, madison (that's soomf (sister oomf)), reg, bix, kore, eris, kitty, wan, tommy, archie, isa, bea, foxx, ylli, hanni, nat & amy (dumbass squad <3)

becca voice i love you awesome nerds ^_^ !
i'm so bad at making friends and keeping them so thank you for sticking around and stuff like that! emotions suck but i know one thing: i care about my friends sooooooo much :D every dm i share with y'all makes me day. <3

ART CREDITS !
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